Cleanse: Day 1

With keyboards lined with a thick varnish of wendy's burger grease and molson canadian empties crunching under feet, we thought it was about time for a fresh start in the Frank office. So, in typical vintage fashion, we adopted a 25 year old cleansing plan - the General Motors diet. This 7 day program was engineered by some really smart dudes to make you feel like, totally good about yourself... Day one is coming to a close... Why day one of the general motors cleanse works: Your only source of nutrition is fresh or canned fruits. Fruits are nature's perfect food. They provide everything you could possibly want to sustain life except total balance and variety What actually happens: You eat pounds of fruit until your body becomes that of a jellyfish. 99% water. By the evening you want to eat some hot food but you can't. Day two's 7am baked potato suddenly becomes much more appealing.... Morale has yet to be affected but the unrelenting toilet visits have definitely blighted office productivity. Tomorrow is veggie mania, the joys!