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Cleanse day 3: Crunch Time

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The Frank office continues its battle for healthy living and well-being into day 3 of the 1985 General Motors diet. New lows are reached in day 2 with the introduction of a reheated "stir fry" with no sauce.  Like biting into a bed of weeds, only without the taste. A weigh in on day three brings diets into question, with rumors strife that James- having apparently yet to drop a pound - has been munching on chocolate bars in a secret stash in the bathroom. Elsewhere a whopping 2kg has been shed over the first two days... Grouchiness is growing and every passing word has become succeeded by a token expletive. Day 4 is set to be the crunch day, with only bananas and milk allowed over the whole 24 hour period. According to the GM Wizards it should be a breeze "You're in for a surprise. You probably will not eat all the bananas allowed. But they are there for the potassium you have lost and the sodium you may have missed the past three days. You will notice a definite loss of desire for sweets. You will be surprised how easy this day will go." We will see about that..

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