My Main Man
JOAQUIN PHOENIX
Did you know he was born in Puerto Rico, and at one point he preferred to be called Leaf Phoenix?
what a guy
He rocks the plain T like nobody's business.
Before he went crazy with the big beard and the rapping he was the most babin babe,
think circa Clay Pigeon's with Vince Vaughn (1998)
He would totally wear something like this
Then there's the sexy, mysterious, western side of Joaquin, a la Johnny Cash
That could easily be arranged with a little something like this
But seriously...
.....what the hell happened???????????