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BIGTIME CRUSH OF THE WEEK!

Posted by Ben Crudo on

My Main Man

JOAQUIN PHOENIX

Did you know he was born in Puerto Rico, and at one point he preferred to be called Leaf Phoenix?

what a guy

He rocks the plain T like nobody's business.

Before he went crazy with the big beard and the rapping he was the most babin babe,

think circa Clay Pigeon's with Vince Vaughn (1998)

He would totally wear something like this

Then there's the sexy, mysterious, western side of Joaquin, a la Johnny Cash

That  could easily be arranged with a little something like this

But seriously...

.....what the hell happened???????????

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